Cranked to OT 9!!!

Its no secret that the Church of Scientology often has been at odds with any website that has offered opinions that have slammed or belittled the utter quackery that is Scientology. For those of you that don't know, Scientology is a school of thought that was founded by science fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard. I use the phrase 'school of thought' loosely here since Scientologists don't consider themselves to be a religion. However, they do have an organization known as the Church of Scientology. The basic doctrine is that each and every one of us is, for lack of a better term, infected with thousands if not millions of alien souls called Thetans. These Thetans are the souls of aliens that were killed by the evil galatic warlord Xenu.
At this point I'm going to give some pause and let you all laugh you asses off. Ok you finished? Good. Now comes the punchline. Yes, this is an actual religion. I'll give you some more time...
Ever since South Park did their episode which bashed scientology (which I mentioned in an earlier post) my interest in the religion pretty much ended there. That is until I checked my logs about a week ago and found this little gem:

If you click on the picture you can see an enlargement. This is a screen shot from my website logging program provided by Statcounter. It basically says that the Church of Scientology visited my page. Now considering that we live in an age of domestic spying and an overactive NSA this did not really surprise me. However, what did surprise me was the referring link. Apparently my blog was searched for using a pretty common search engine for blogs. So I decided to trace their route and found that my page is definately not the first page to pop up in the search results (in point of fact I'm not sure what result this is, but its a ways away from the front). So I have decided that if the Church of Scientology wants to investigate the net for traces of possible slander and libel then let my blog be the first to give it to them.

Our first step is to attract all the Scientologist bots to the site, to do that we liberally sprinkle some key search terms around the site:

L. Ron Hubbard
Scientology
Tom Cruise
South Park
John Travolta
Thetan
E Meter

And now the fun part. Making fun of scientology. So I'll start things off by first saying that Scientology is an outright farce. Like the southern faith healers of long ago this is nothing more than a desperate pyramid scheme that is a ploy for people's money. Tom Cruise believes that he can use his operating thetan to fly. That sounds great Tom, but I don't think that people believe you. So I propose the following: Get a camera crew together (which should be ridiculously easy for you, Tommy Boy), climb to the tallest building you can find, jump off, and fly. If you manage to fly I will convert immediately. In the meantime I invite all of my readers (my logs have been getting a few hits every day so I don't know how many of you are there) to post comments. It doesn't matter if you have a blogger account or not as all commenting is open to the public. Load the comments up with whatever you want to say about how stupid Scientology is and lets just hope that that surfing bot comes back to flag it.